Oh my god this is funny....

Started by Tazinator, May 22, 2003, 06:34:44 PM

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May 22, 2003, 06:34:44 PM
This has got to be the funniest crap ive seen offered by a Tech school thus far.....

http://www.intenseschool.com/bootcamps/security/hacking/?mc=gthacking


Hahaha!

Learn to be a "hacker" in 6 days. C'mon people. Not to mention it being a damn certification. Since when is there a test for us to do what we all have been for these past years?

<shakes head>

"A well known hacker is a good hacker, an unknown hacker is a great hacker..."

I don't care what your parents told you, you aren't special.
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May 22, 2003, 07:04:07 PM #1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I WANT TO BECOME A "Certified Ethical Hacker"!!!!!

OMG... please tell me this isn't real!!!

I wonder how much the rip-off....er... cost is?

;)
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May 22, 2003, 07:48:14 PM #2
AHHHH! YES!!! It all make sense now!!! Intense School also offers a "Mitnick's Social Engineering" bootcamp! I wanna become a "Certified Social Engineering Protection Specialist" or CSEPS for short...

You too can "receive certification within 14 days via mail, including a certificate signed by Kevin Mitnick himself" after completing the course stating that you are a semi-competant bullshit artist!  

Woohooo!!! Yippeee!!! LMAO  How lame is that???
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May 23, 2003, 02:59:48 AM #3 Last Edit: May 23, 2003, 03:00:15 AM by Tazinator
To think, all these years ive been practicing without a license. Hehe.

This is a real school man. I didnt believe it either. I stumbled on this accidentally.

Any way to leech a buck from the ignorant masses.
"A well known hacker is a good hacker, an unknown hacker is a great hacker..."

I don't care what your parents told you, you aren't special.
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May 23, 2003, 01:19:46 PM #4
Course Objectives
> Developing the Hacker's Mind

Wonder if you have to take a "Learn C in 4 Seconds" course before you can do this hacking bootcamp?

Hrmm, although maybe they are using BASIC or something to Develop the Hackers Mind with...

I am not suffering with insanity... I am loving every minute of it.
May 23, 2003, 05:42:43 PM #5
C??? C'mon Cobby!!! They're a Microsoft Partnered company... If anything it'll be VB!!!
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May 25, 2003, 12:46:55 PM #6
Ahhh shit.. You serious?

I have just signed up to do that certification. I thought i was going to get a C in 24 Second class.. Shit

I have to develop a hackers mind in VB!! .. Fuck sakes!

Maybe a script monkeys mind in VB.. That i can understand.. but not a hackers... Oh me! .. Oh my! .. Oh golly gosh!

I feel so cheated...

News:
"The new eagerly awaited Certified Ethical Hacker servers were just recently compramised by what appears to be a script kiddie, coded in VB."


I am not suffering with insanity... I am loving every minute of it.
May 30, 2003, 01:29:55 AM #7
The funniest is that people are probably flocking to get into the classes....

:-X USERS

Wilnix
alt email address: wilnix@hackphreak.org
May 30, 2003, 03:57:17 PM #8
you know, there should be a link to my rant about itt tech on this...why the hell dont these igoramuses read hacking exposed if they want extreme basic spoonfed goodies???
CEH (Certified Ethical Hacker) Certification
The CEH certification is a leading international certification requiring the competencies of a Professional Hacker. The objective of the certification is to evaluate a person's skills as a capable, up-to-date and self-sufficient security tester. Certification involves passing a challenging examination, requiring knowledge of skills acquired by hacking and assessing the vulnerabilities of systems using a wide range of tools and techniques.
WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL?????
Gawd people are just plain stooopid...
this crap pisses me off...its just like itt tech...JUST LIKE IT YALL!! i swear...if i had no ethics....i swear...CERTIFIED ETHICAL HACKER??? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT????? >:(
Sorry yall, i HATE places like these. And if people cant see that this is a blatant moneymaking scheme....geeze Work from home, make millions...CEH...what the hell man what the hell???? Thats got to be the dumbest shit i have EVER seen...

The CEH certification is a leading international certification requiring the competencies of a Professional Hacker.

Phuck...by WHO????

Sorry again yall...this sort of stuff really gets to me....it seems like a fake website...like a gag that we would play on each other to make us laugh....but they are serious!!!
May 30, 2003, 04:00:34 PM #9
its an insult, i think of all the txt files, books, reseach that i have done and someone thinks that it is THAT simple?????
I would LOVE to challenge one of thier students....no....one of their instructors..
June 11, 2003, 02:54:33 PM #10
Damn, I didn't know I was supposed to get certified first!  >:(
June 11, 2003, 05:59:25 PM #11
Their webserver had 2 high risk level unpatched IIS 5 Vulnerabilities when I scanned it, I didn't try to exploit them to make sure it was reporting correct, but knowing most schools like that it probably was right.
June 11, 2003, 11:11:20 PM #12
tee-hee-hee

;D
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June 20, 2003, 11:41:08 PM #13
Odd Syxx...you arent a "certified" hacker so there's no way you could have possibly known how to do that  ;D

*fell down laughing so hard i knocked myself unconscious*

Wilnix
alt email address: wilnix@hackphreak.org
June 24, 2003, 03:39:50 AM #14
Damn... your right..... I couldn't know how to do that right, I haven't yet taken their certification course  ;D

I better register for next quarter..... lol
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